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Origami Jokes

Posted: April 28th, 2008, 7:46 pm
by dragon man
I have been looking round the forum and i was absolutely shocked i couldn't find a topic on origami jokes :o :o
(well i hope there isn't one)
So i had to make one obviously :P
I'll start i found these on the BOS site :D

What kind of fold is done in the kitchen? A kitchen Sink (Charles Esseltine)

What do have after you do the dishes? An open sink. (Charles Esseltine)

What do yo call it when you're not allowed to do the dishes? A closed sink. (Charles Esseltine)

What do you get if you hear too many "Sink" jokes? A "Sinking" feeling! (Charles Esseltine)

Posted: April 28th, 2008, 7:56 pm
by Jonnycakes
What is a plumber's worst nightmare?

Robert Lang's sinks.

Posted: April 28th, 2008, 8:19 pm
by qtrollip
What did the folder say after tearing the paper on step 150?

Oh sheet!!

Posted: April 28th, 2008, 8:24 pm
by Joseph Wu
A cowboy entered a bar. He was wearing paper chaps, a paper hat, a paper shirt, a paper vest, paper pants, and paper boots. Of course, he was arrested for rustling.

Posted: April 28th, 2008, 9:03 pm
by dragon man
wow a popular topic already :lol:
good jokes guys :P
Should we vote for the best joke after a while? :D

Posted: April 28th, 2008, 9:07 pm
by Trekker_1983
hahah.. nice jokes!
I only knew one (that origami business joke).

Posted: April 28th, 2008, 9:12 pm
by origamimasterjared
Jane: Hey I haven't seen you going to that origami club for a while.
Jack: It folded.

Posted: April 28th, 2008, 9:39 pm
by chesslo
What did the out-of-line folder say to the purist?
"Can I please have cuts?" by Jeremy Shafer

Posted: April 29th, 2008, 8:26 am
by TheRealChris
Image

Posted: April 29th, 2008, 9:33 am
by Ondrej.Cibulka
Each super-hero has his alter ego... :lol:

Posted: April 29th, 2008, 4:50 pm
by Joseph Wu
Hmmm...does that cartoon violate forum rule #3?

Posted: April 29th, 2008, 8:16 pm
by TheRealChris
better now? :)

Posted: April 29th, 2008, 8:55 pm
by dragon man
[-X now come on guys we dont want to break any rules now do we :lol: :lol:

Posted: April 29th, 2008, 9:02 pm
by origamimasterjared
You could've just censored the "i". (Turned it into an "!" or something)

Posted: April 29th, 2008, 9:42 pm
by Jonnycakes
Well, that is still pretty suggestive...it could've been changed to 'shoot' instead, but I think I like 'censored by the mighty Wu' better :lol: