Origami Jokes

dragon man · Post by **dragon man** » April 28th, 2008, 7:46 pm

I have been looking round the forum and i was absolutely shocked i couldn't find a topic on origami jokes

(well i hope there isn't one)
So i had to make one obviously

I'll start i found these on the BOS site

What kind of fold is done in the kitchen? A kitchen Sink (Charles Esseltine)

What do have after you do the dishes? An open sink. (Charles Esseltine)

What do yo call it when you're not allowed to do the dishes? A closed sink. (Charles Esseltine)

What do you get if you hear too many "Sink" jokes? A "Sinking" feeling! (Charles Esseltine)

Jonnycakes · Post by **Jonnycakes** » April 28th, 2008, 7:56 pm

What is a plumber's worst nightmare?

Robert Lang's sinks.

qtrollip · Post by **qtrollip** » April 28th, 2008, 8:19 pm

What did the folder say after tearing the paper on step 150?

Oh sheet!!

Joseph Wu · Post by **Joseph Wu** » April 28th, 2008, 8:24 pm

A cowboy entered a bar. He was wearing paper chaps, a paper hat, a paper shirt, a paper vest, paper pants, and paper boots. Of course, he was arrested for rustling.

dragon man · Post by **dragon man** » April 28th, 2008, 9:03 pm

wow a popular topic already

good jokes guys

Should we vote for the best joke after a while?

Trekker_1983 · Post by **Trekker_1983** » April 28th, 2008, 9:07 pm

hahah.. nice jokes!
I only knew one (that origami business joke).

origamimasterjared · Post by **origamimasterjared** » April 28th, 2008, 9:12 pm

Jane: Hey I haven't seen you going to that origami club for a while.
Jack: It folded.

chesslo · Post by **chesslo** » April 28th, 2008, 9:39 pm

What did the out-of-line folder say to the purist?
"Can I please have cuts?" by Jeremy Shafer

Post by **TheRealChris** » April 29th, 2008, 8:26 am

Ondrej.Cibulka · Post by **Ondrej.Cibulka** » April 29th, 2008, 9:33 am

Each super-hero has his alter ego...

Joseph Wu · Post by **Joseph Wu** » April 29th, 2008, 4:50 pm

Hmmm...does that cartoon violate forum rule #3?

Post by **TheRealChris** » April 29th, 2008, 8:16 pm

better now?

dragon man · Post by **dragon man** » April 29th, 2008, 8:55 pm

now come on guys we dont want to break any rules now do we

origamimasterjared · Post by **origamimasterjared** » April 29th, 2008, 9:02 pm

You could've just censored the "i". (Turned it into an "!" or something)

Jonnycakes · Post by **Jonnycakes** » April 29th, 2008, 9:42 pm

Well, that is still pretty suggestive...it could've been changed to 'shoot' instead, but I think I like 'censored by the mighty Wu' better