John Montroll can divide by zero

Crane89 · Post by **Crane89** » June 13th, 2009, 2:30 am

Oh my...

http://www.johnmontrollcandividebyzero.info/

It's cited in his Wikipedia article...

legionzilla · Post by **legionzilla** » June 13th, 2009, 5:10 am

Ermmm... What?

Bumblefoot · Post by **Bumblefoot** » June 13th, 2009, 7:49 pm

Man that was funny as anything- I loved the pushup one

Jonnycakes · Post by **Jonnycakes** » June 13th, 2009, 8:24 pm

John Montroll has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear gloves.

XD

Is Montroll now the Chuck Norris of the origami world?

Crane89 · Post by **Crane89** » June 13th, 2009, 8:27 pm

When John Montroll falls in water, John Montroll doesn't get wet. Water gets John Montrolled.

$\:D/$

ftangdude55 · Post by **ftangdude55** » June 13th, 2009, 10:42 pm

The only reason I am leap-year baby is because John Montroll willed the 29th of February being. Wow. He is amazing.

Bumblefoot · Post by **Bumblefoot** » June 14th, 2009, 9:33 am

John Montroll's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries... ever!

Wizmatt · Post by **Wizmatt** » June 14th, 2009, 1:53 pm

Hahahahahaha! That's so cool.

I still can't believe it's not butter....!

Post by **TheRealChris** » June 14th, 2009, 4:19 pm

please stop turning chuck norris jokes into montroll jokes... pleeeeaaaase

Bumblefoot · Post by **Bumblefoot** » June 14th, 2009, 5:49 pm

All records in the Guinness Book of World Records are actually held by John Montroll... the book just tells you how close everyone else has managed to get.

Ok I'm done... I promise

Adam · Post by **Adam** » June 26th, 2009, 2:35 pm

Hmm, these jokes are all literally copied from the Chuck Norris ones. Can't really say that this is original.

Bumblefoot · Post by **Bumblefoot** » June 26th, 2009, 7:50 pm

^ Not in the slightest bit original... but still funny

Henriq · Post by **Henriq** » August 30th, 2009, 5:52 am

when his mother went into labor there was no one near, so he attended his own birth!!

with origami skills!!!!!!!!