Origami Jokes

Joseph Wu · Post by **Joseph Wu** » April 30th, 2008, 3:43 am

Cute.

Although, technically, I just asked a question...

Joe the white · Post by **Joe the white** » April 30th, 2008, 3:46 am

An origamist tried out for a play on kirigami. Apparently he didn't make the cut.

Joseph Wu · Post by **Joseph Wu** » April 30th, 2008, 3:57 am

Why do so few people watch the origami channel? Because it is paper (pay per) view.

origamimasterjared · Post by **origamimasterjared** » April 30th, 2008, 6:01 am

Aw, come on Joe. Don't explain the joke in the middle.

Galif · Post by **Galif** » April 30th, 2008, 6:32 am

Joseph Wu wrote:Why do so few people watch the origami channel? Because it is paper (pay per) view.

Best one so far IMHO

!

Post by **TheRealChris** » April 30th, 2008, 8:08 am

what's paper on a role?
a volume based paper flatrate

Ondrej.Cibulka · Post by **Ondrej.Cibulka** » April 30th, 2008, 9:41 am

Joseph Wu wrote:Hmmm...does that cartoon violate forum rule #3?

Interesting, I am very sensitive about using such expressions, but in English it is too far from my feeling. It is hard to explain, i hope you undertand me - I ignore it. I take main sense of the joke and other things I do not see.

Anyway, great way to correct that problem. Now is that joke much better!

InsomniacFolder · Post by **InsomniacFolder** » April 30th, 2008, 1:47 pm

My 12 year old niece & I had great fun coming up with the following extremely lame attempts, mostly "based" around very weak puns (Like that last one).

Apologies in advance for the lameness...

1) Why was the origami chef fired? She kept trying to fold the bouillabase
2) What's an origamians favourite musical? Crease
3) What's an origamians favourite card game? Texas Fold 'Em
4) Why are origamians lousy electricians? They keep confusing their Fuse Boxes
5) Why did the origamian comic get thrown out of the club? Too much base humour

Some favourite Origami Movies...
1) Montroll-den Pond
2) Takashi A Thief
3) Joisel & The Pussycats
4) Hitchcock's Sirgo

And one song... "Komatsu Are" by Nirvana.

We were particularly proud of the bouillabase one.
I'll see myself out...

qtrollip · Post by **qtrollip** » April 30th, 2008, 3:11 pm

Those are all excellent, InsomniacFolder!

qtrollip · Post by **qtrollip** » April 30th, 2008, 4:58 pm

Why was the origamist caught while robbing the bank?

He didn't have enough glue for the stick-up!

InsomniacFolder · Post by **InsomniacFolder** » May 1st, 2008, 1:56 pm

Some more, last lot, I Promise...

1) Why are origami investments so secure? They always have abaca in their corner
2) My favourite origami book reviewer has just signed a deal with a fast food outlet, who will name a dish after him. it will be called Mc-Aharoni
3) ...this just in. Reports that Dr. Robert Lang have gone gangsta are untrue, despite his recent appearances on "Crimp My Ride" & "MTV Crimps".
4) Why are origamians such a dangerous bunch? They're always living on the edge.
5) Last night I came in with muddy footwear, and my origami loving niece told me "Yoshizawa Mess!"
6) Why was the origamian feeling guilty? He just sank the Titanic
7) I went to a teaching class, but they changed the model they were demonstrating, my friend was disapointed, he told me "I only Kamiya to Maekawan of those!"

Songs
Kami - Blondie
Cerceda-o - Phil Collins
When You Washi Upon A Star (From "Pinocchio")
Anything by Ben Folds

Films
Pleater Pan
Full Petal Jacket
Ryu-Zin Arizona
The Blintzes Bride (With the infamous "My name is Ligia Montoya..." speech

I got confused and thought the administrators name was Anna_8, which led to "The Term-Anna-8-or" but I was wrong, so it doesnt work

I am, now, done.

ori_dragon3 · Post by **ori_dragon3** » May 1st, 2008, 5:17 pm

what did the origami robber say when he robbed the bank?
this is a fold-up!

angrydemon · Post by **angrydemon** » May 2nd, 2008, 6:06 am

What do origamists do when they're emo?

They give themselves paper cuts.

Ondrej.Cibulka · Post by **Ondrej.Cibulka** » May 7th, 2008, 2:57 pm

Real origami master uses toothpaste Dontodent Brilliant Weiss.

I do not know, if you have also this toothpaste in your local DM drug shop, but we have.

My wife use it.

InsomniacFolder · Post by **InsomniacFolder** » May 8th, 2008, 1:17 pm

Heh! Very nice Ondrej! I could clean my molar-cules with that!